i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
Don't tits with veins remind you of road maps?
We just had the worst moment of our late twenties.... We just realized we are too old for the real world
I'm watching a Sinbad stand up special. Not even drugs can make this funny.
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
You told him you were auditioning guys for your new show: "So You Think You Can Fuck."
Best pick-up line ever!
the realtor just took us to a house I had a one night stand in. I feel like it's a sign.
I felt kinda bad after screaming 'ITS MY BIRTHDAY TOO' while he was having a seizure in the front of the party bus.
Tell him I'm the girl who was excited he spoke English. Then ask him where he picked me up from.
After we hooked up, his roommate shouted "I LIKE TO HAVE SEX TOO" from across the apartment
He told me that his greatest skill was making White Russians.
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
You threw a beachball full of vodka at me and yelled I CHOOSE YOU then ran
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