This last weekend single handedly took me off the liver transplant list
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
You kept yelling "wood grain wheel" and grinding on fat chicks.
The hell is wrong with me
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
She was drunk and naked on our couch, sweating and masterbating to SNL. We made eye contact and she didn't even stop. It's new-roommate-o-clock
Dude, I lost my shirt, and my doorknob is gone. I'm not sure which I should find first
Started the 4th with a foursome. I don't know if it gets more festive than that. #MERICA
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
I AM GETTING LAID TONIGHT YES HAPPY DAY PRAISE JESUS ALMIGHTY IN HEAVEN DEAR GOD CHRIST YES DADDY YAAASSS
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
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