God help me. Come pick me up. The guy told me this is not a hotel and i had to leave.
covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
Sorry for drunk singing "love hurts" to you at 3 am.
You blinded her by spitting vodka in her eyes, the vodka you had just taken as a body shot off of her.
If you were a good friend you would take the nipple tassels off me before the ambulance comes.
So I just sneezed blood everywhere. On the upside. After yesterday I feel way more confident AND I give even less of a fuck.
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
Where are you on a scale from one to wasted?
Like alphabetically I'd say a v
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
Just so you know. And I'm telling you this because I care deeply for you. Blue raspberry poptarts taste exactly the same as the regular raspberry ones.
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
I’m 37 with a career and a home and yesterday my niece set up Snapchat so I can sext with my 22 year old boyfriend/fuck buddy. Yes. Yes I’d say I need help?
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