No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
if he only knew that in between each sext i was puking.
She was crying, alone at a college bar. It would have been rude NOT to try and show my penis to her.
but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
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I have a beer in one hand and a slim fast in another. It's another one of those wednesday nights.
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
Life hack: hotbox while in the car wash. It'll change your life.
I'm too over dressed and drunk for this emergency vets office
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I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
half way down the stairs my legs said fuck this and i just fell the rest of the way...
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
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