no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
Another one? Damn, how many David's is that?
six.
Oh, I thought it was higher.
No, that would be the Matt's
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
i probably shouldve stopped when i uncurled the curly straw in my cocktail because it was slowing me down
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
Just walk up to him nice, spread your legs like smooth peanut butter on toast and scream "LOOK AT MY BEAVER! LOOK AT IT!!"
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
Code 10 We gotta leave. Now. I took a dump in the upstairs toilet and its clogged and overflowing, and believe me I don't want to have to explain myself to this frat on parents weekend.
Nautical themed porn is also great bc someone usually wears a captains hat
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
My friends say stay away from him but it’s still 2017 so I’m allowed to make shit decisions until midnight hahah
You don’t need a wing man if you have a solid hook up on the pumpkin pie
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