That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Is showing up wearing the condom a bit presumptus
Today's life lesson: fat girls should not wear tight miniskirts and vinyl leggings. This Forever 21 salesgirl is a hot mess.
Yo, my girl thinks she's pregnant, so I've got a DD for the wedding. Sweet.
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just found more coke in my pocket. i love not washing my jeans after every individual use.
I just saw at least a dozen senior citizens on roller blades. way to drunk for this.
I definitely managed to work the word "aforementioned" into the conversation.. At least I'm an intelligent sexter.
I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
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We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
Remember when I got my car stuck in my backyard?
I'm not really made for random hookups.. i'm like a swan.. i don't wanna have random swan sex. i just wanna have one swan hubby and fly around the world together and eat bread that people throw at us..
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
One day I'm gonna have to send my roommate a "sorry I got high and forgot you were in the room and masturbated next to you" fruit basket