I need to just get drunk and eat a pot pie.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
We decided to go to McDs, but we only had a few minutes to make it to breakfast. We were sprinting full speed ahead when she tripped and you just yelled 'LEAVE HER' and kept your course.
Pretty sure I tied my shoes laces together to keep myself from driving drunk. Fell like six times. Keep forgetting
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
Will you please bring your dog over today? Apparently I was drunkenly cooking last night. There's food everywhere. I'm too hungover to clean.
I got carried out by security last night. AND the taxi had to drive up onto the sidewalk to get me i was that drunk.
Having vodka and cokes for lunch at work today because absolutely ZERO fucks are being given.
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
had a dream that i inhaled my pet bird and started choking. Then I tried smoking from a bong and suddenly I smoked myself inside out. this is what happens when I don't smoke weed. my brain can't function!
I'll have sex with you for tacos. I don't care, man.
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted