if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
You need to get here now. A drunk girl just stumbled into our apartment. shes laying on the floor by our door.
the ex, the guy i cheated on the ex with and the rebound are about to form a beer pong team at my party. is it bad i feel accomplished my pussy brought their union together?
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
Bad news. Pictures just stimulated my memory and i just realized the stripper I hooked up with this weekend tasted like pizza.
she fucked me tho cuz it was her cat's birthday. As soon as we were done she just says "ahhh tequila tuesdays"
You were screaming across the bar "BUYING US SHOTS ISN'T GOING TO MAKE US STRAIGHT, YA KNOW!!!!!!!!"
What's the best way to say, "it's too early in our relationship to leave me at your place alone"? Steal something?
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
Oh no. Not her. Her personality clashes with mine in ways that would make me wanna beat myself with a stick.
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
What made you think singing Silent Night while I was puking was a good idea?!?!
Hey.. Lock your door. There's a drunk girl walking around in here. She just came in my room and peed on my chair.
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