I wanna bring you to show and tell
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
I found the pot of gold last night, and it was full of bad decisions.
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
It's shit like that that makes me wish being deaf was contagious
I just found a piece of glass in my ear from Saturday.
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
Our friendship would be less complicated if your dad didn't think I was forcing you into having gay sex with me
Dude. Yeah. This is a game changer. I feel dirty and possibly pregnant and it hasn't happened yet.
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
Got to use the phrase "sweet pukas dude." My day is made.
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
Dude you were so wasted you thought a fake electric candle was real and tried to light your cig with it. Multiple times.
I'm so high that a guy on TV just sneezed and I said "bless you."
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