Uhhh...do I owe you any money? Or an apology? Or anything?
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
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I got a phone call from security asking me to do my laundry wearing more than a blanket next time.
He made me sneak beer in the diaper bag... guess who is winning 2012 parents of the year
You have my approval. I will dance and throw skittles at your funeral.
i accidentally sent all my draft messages..how do i do damage control for the multiple "fuck me now" type msgs sent at ten am?
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
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I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
So the doorbell rang while we were banging, and I'm pretty sure the pizza man saw my dick. But hey, we got pizza.
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
If he doesn't get here soon I'm taking off my thong and eating his dinner.
Hey. You got pizza and sex. How much more can you ask for?
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