yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
He managed to completely creep out every girl I was with last night. It was almost inspiring how efficient it was.
Dude, you walked in on me 5 times each times you had a different person with you. And each time you lifted the covers up and said 'whats going on in here'
Just saw a drunk guy clapping and cheering for a chipmunk climbing up a tree. Classic
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
we went from five shot glasses to three in one night. we lost 'badass' and gumbi, but the ninja turtle survived. courtney says to avoid any more casualties we're not allowed to use shot glasses past 1am. and we're not allowed to throw them
So I come home yesterday and my brother is like "watch this" and it turns out he's been retraining my dog to come running when u say "anal"
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
Last night was so embarrassing. I got like almost blackout drunk and threw up in my hand and then blamed it on someone else.
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
I found myself looking up beard accounts while masturbating, I guess that's what it's come to.
Relationship goals: we both wore red underwear tonight. Except he won’t know because my bra been off but it’s the thought that counts I guess.
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