did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
Clearly he doesn't understand my need to be surrounded by cats at all times
Explain to me how "cheap asian titties" is a complement?
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
If I don't have carpet burn in the morning you aren't trying hard enough.
I told my dad my stomach hurt and he bet me ten bucks I couldn't throw up on command. He has no idea what I did last night and I got ten bucks.
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
I don't know what I'm more pleased with, the blowie last night or that fact that there's still 20 dollars in my wallet
True love: he brought me a margarita while was in the shower. He's a keeper.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
He is more interested in finding his sweater than he is in having sex with me. It better be a great fucking sweater.
I found one of those wine glass confetti bits in my ass crack.
But we have bathrooms and they dont
Sorry, Geoff can’t come to his phone right now. He’s outside trying to show his dick to a bachelorette party bus with “DTF” written on the windows
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