whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
Found out that no one else got Christmas bonuses...and you said nothing good could come from sleeping with my boss.
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Theres dried jager, barbecue sauce and frie remnants all over my front seat.
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
Did i mention i'm like the equivilent of a prepubescent boy suffering from preejaculacy? I just about creamed my pants when he grabbed my hand..
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
I guess I just stopped wanting to rip his balls out and started being okay with him being alive. that's a typical feeling for exes right?
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She tried to subtly measure me, but I noticed. She told me I barely made the cut otherwise there would have been just a handshake as a parting gift.
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
And then the night went full on bisexual.
So vagazzling was a success
Hi I am on my way. I stopped and got the cheeseburger you asked for. Are you gonna pay me back?
Who is this?
I’m so poor I’m filling a flask with vodka and bringing it to the bar.
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