just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
i realized our last day of finals is on cinco de mayo....it's god's way of saying drink ridiculous amounts of tequila and wear sombreros
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
just found gum connecting my sunglasses to my floor board. you don't want to know where else it was.
By midnight I was dipping doritos in frosting...that's how my simmer break diet is going.
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
I actually have to watch Breaking Bad to make me feel better about my choices last night.
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
Just described you as looking like "a very cute escapee from an Egyptian insane asylum"
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
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