spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
I just caught my mom fingering herself in the bathroom...Im moving out.
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
I JUST WANT TO WATCH PORN BUT THE CAT IS JUST SITTING HERE LICKING HIS BALLS. I CAN'T DO IT.
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
on the way home I asked you what exit we get off at and your answer was "just like the goldfish"
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
Someone with the Instagram name "hymenbreaker" just liked a photo of me and my grandma. I feel ashamed.
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
HE ASKED IF I HAD SIBLINGS WHEN I ASKED HIM TO LICK MY ASSHOLE
These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
I find celibacy oppressive. Huge waste of my time and talents.
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
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