Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
Did you eat 9 cans of raviolii last night?
Come on man nobody wants to admit that
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Not sure if it is a new high or new low, but i left a basket on the porch of the sorority I woke up at. It had a description of the Minnie Mouse I woke up next to, and Plan B.
Roommate just came in drunk and tweaked out because my tv has a DVD player built in. Waaaaaayyyy too sober for that conversation.
I spent the money she owed me on enough magnum condoms to make a blimp. Damn right I'm going to make the best of it.
this is the first time i'm angry at someone with so much boobs. she like managed to break my glass and my phone with one glorious swing
I apologized to him for my lack of boobs after he felt me up
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If I ever go to jail it will be because of you, I can feel it.
I wrote myself a letter, like I think drunk me wants to be pen pals or something
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
I have betrayed my no carb ways & I can feel it.
Embrace it. Come over to the dark side. I'll feed you muffins while stroking your hair.
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
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