Everyone just saw your hickey on TV and on the jumbotron at the hockey game.
Thanks dad.
If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
Men with bald spots should not have mohawks. Just in case you didn't know.
just threw the rents a curveball by making french toast and bacon when i came home sober. good luck tellin when im high/drunk now.
doing shots has become such a natural thing to me that i just instinctively swallowed listerine
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
Just had to explain to the nurse WHERE I have poison ivy. Great Day
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
He has been feeding me cheesecake and candy for breakfast. Naked. For three days. How am I ever going to leave????
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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