how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
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Only in this snowstorm did have I realized the lengths I'll go to to get laid.
it's 10:36pm. Do you know where your penis should be?
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
Yeah, if you don't like strip clubs you won't like microwave chimichangas.
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
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Walking into my bedroom & smelling stale sex & disappointment isn't how I envisioned being 39, in case you were wondering.
Do you know anyone else that comes home with unexplainable injuries as many nights a week as we do?
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
I told you that we shouldn't have sex. You said "its okay I already saw you pee" apparently that was convincing
the weird part wasn't waking up in someone else's underwear, it was how the cat was staring at me like he knew more about last night then i remembered.
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