well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
He asked if I wanted to blow his flute? Please call me and pretend there is a family emergency!!!
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
its 4:30 pm. In the mall. Just threw up into my hands. I love Vegas and Vegas loves me
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
I'm texting you the word "cockring" because I feel it hasn't been said enough throughout our friendship.
Had a guy spin me around at the bar, kiss me then say "oh shit you're not who I thought you were" and then walk away.
I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
I just wanted to check in on you and you replied with a selfie with your Coney Island waiter and the caption "after his shift we're dropping acid together"
I JUST GOT WOKEN UP TO HIM PISSING ON ME SAYING "IT HAS TO HAVE WATER TO GO TO THE BATHROOM" AND AFTER HE FINISHED HE DIDNT REMEMBER DOING IT
My Sexting was not on an AP level
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