Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
You coulda licked the floor this morning and got drunk.
I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
i don't think fitbit tracks "flipping the fuck out" as activity.
Something like; Dear Cupid, when are you going to send me someone to date that isn't a complete psychopath
Idk what's worse.... Yesterday not waking up in my bed or today waking up in the hello kitty gown.
They were playing some sort of fast food scavenger hunt game as an ice breaker. Some chick stamped a Starbucks logo on my hand and told me to go find the girl with the matching stamp and fill her with cream.
Dave had an Arby’s stamp and some sorority girl grabbed him and screamed “I’ve have the meat!”\n
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