what time did you get home last night?
SO late...when your in the lap of a 35 year old superstar you loose track of time
He said to me " i could be your father but i dont care"...it was so hott
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
I expected to wake up with a sext of you posing nude and all I got was a missed call.....disappointed.
I'm sorry I think it was because I lost a chicken nugget in my purse and that's all that was on my mind until 4am
All she kept whispering was put your pickle in my mouth. Then she fell out of her barstool and chipped her tooth
He snapchatted me the wine on the ceiling this morning
I'M CUDDLING WITH MY CAT AND THAT GUY SENT ME A DICK PIC. UNANNOUNCED DICK PICS ARE TERRIFYING AND MY CAT WILL NEVER BE THE SAME
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
Just went grocery shopping with a vibrator in my purse and didn't even realize it. This is what Saturdays are made for.
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
His mom came while we were asleep naked and started asking me about my plans after high school... Is that even a thing.
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
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