my mom asked me how i could steal on a clear conscious and i told her it was because when i was younger she let me watch alladin and he did it.
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
I just want you to know that if I ever had to fight man eating flowers or flying turtles to save my friends they'd be fucked. No one's worth all that bullshit. PS I really need to stop playing Wii while drunk.
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
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It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
STOP LICKING HIS MUSTACHE
If magic marker is safe for kids, it should be safe for cats...right?
I have the WORST cramps EVER. I think this is gods way of saying 'you're welcome, last warning. stop being a slut.'
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When you woke up the first word out of your mouth was "whoa"
I was feeling the aftermath of his penis
Yeah I mean subtle isn't how I'd describe your flirtation strategy last night
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
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