I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
i'm sorry, i thought "hey, she wants TO FUCK YOU" was a good enough cue
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
I made out with a bride-to-be last night at the bar. Jesus died for our sins right?
Rule #127: If your going to try fuck a married guy, you gotta be hotter then his wife; diet starts today.
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
Dont even get me started. you fell asleep in my kitchen after being cockblocked when you tried to use my roommates bedroom.
I think getting right with the Lord should involve more than me and a bottle of tequila.
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
I came home and drank a bottle of wine in the bathtub. I have AMAZING coping skills!!
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