He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
We learned a valuable lesson from last night. You can, in fact, order bacon on a Big Mac.
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Is it sad that I woke up to more "Happy Holidays" texts on 4/20 than I did on Christmas?
I broke his nose at the bar and he still went home with me.
I'm wearing a shirt that says "birthday girls #1 homo" ...what has my life come to?
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
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I need you to teach me how to be roommates with somebody I'm not fucking.
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
VASECTOMY FOR THE WIN
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
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