found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
Just woke up naked in my storage cubby and some one rearragned my whole room?
no jk, not my room
Met the five year old's gym teacher for next year. He is an old drinking buddy and I used to fuck his older brother. It was like a walk of shame 20 years late.
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
She looked at it and said "your dick is like the golden gate bridge."
Were not alcoholics, were just impatient for fridays
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
So another one of your girlfriends from middle school had a baby. Thank god you are gay, otherwise you would definitely be a dad by now.
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
Blowing lines in the bathroom and trying to get into the mindset of someone who wants to be at work for 12 hours
Why is there never any toilet paper at his apartment? What does he wipe his ass with? WHAT DOES HE WIPE IT WITH?!?
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
He makes bad life choices and drives a wagon, how is that not my type?
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
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