You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
Just met another girl you fucked but this time in seattle. Your cock gets almost as much mileage as jet blue. Anaheim and seattle both say hi, figured you don't remember their names.
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You did profess your love for cotton multiple times and your hatred for all other fabrics
There should be a company that sends nadgrams. They're like candy grams except the recipient gets kicked in the balls.
I didn't know what to say so I just sent him a chicken emoji
Thanks for coming over. I'm sorry everyone else was vomiting. Thank you for not vomiting. I love you.
What do I do with all this pork broth? I can't waste it.
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I got home at 1 am on a weeknight with lube in my hair. I'd say it was a successful first date.
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
Now after not puking, next step is not to do the accent when immigration says "hello."
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
She’s fine. Found her in the bathtub eating Cheerios and watching Rugrats on an iPad.
I guess when the asshole said “I really miss you and want to get back together” he actually meant “I’m banging a Hooters girl behind your back.”
I hope she gives him gonorhea
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