Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
Do you think Conan would leave his wife for me?
If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
he took off my shirt and said 'oh my god the legends are true'
Of dear god, I've been waiting to have rug burn like this since I got bored of my vibrator 2 months ago
I'm shotgunning a 12 pack at a bus stop. This is why we pay the rent with an auto withdrawal at the beginning of the month
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
He started tongueing his parfait and told "thats what I'd to your ass" in the middle of Starbucks. Of course i brought him home
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol â¤â¤ also dont tell anyone
I had to carry him up the hill while he was wearing nothing but knee high socks and a blue glitter sequin leotard.
Why is this not a picture message?
I would never blame a unicorn for anything.....how dare you
TSA found the edibles
Fuck
Oh my god he just. Swiped them for explosives and handed them back to me
God bless California
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