if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
yeah my mom told me she knows when i come home high because i use my turn signal while turning into the driveway...
mom came into my room and asked to borrow some condoms. We have gotten to the point where it's not awkward anymore.
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
He called me while he was having sex and asked if I wanted to go get mcdonalds
the thought 'we cant do it, we're in a public place' crossed my mind, and then I realized he's succeeding if he's trying to domesticate me.
elevator sex. pronto.
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
i'm totally cool with all the dick sucking you're doing down there, but as your brother i think i'm supposed to warn you our parents will be home in 5
All's fair in love and war. and tinder.
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
I just found (and ate) a chunk of a reese's that fell between my boobs. Problem is that I finished those off 3 days ago in a drunk induced sob session... Has it really been that long since I changed my clothes?!
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