i think she is mad at you for trying to take a shit in the back seat of her car
mom in a round about way told me to either donate my eggs or become a surrogate bcuz I need money.
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
I woke up using a pile of socks as a pillow. I think theyre clean so thats a plus.
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You look cute and you are awesome. And that means something coming from a judgmental bitch
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You say this every welcome week, bro.
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
Mom and I are both drunk and walking around the Strip. It's like the hangover but with a lot more bathroom breaks.
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It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
Currently doing the walk of shame out of some random girls house with my boyfriend. Talk about relationship goals.
Currently using my kid's computer to charge my vibrator. #thisis30ish
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
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