I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
Does it count as a shower if I just sat in the tub singing I'm a Little Teapot?
What kind of friend are you? You don't even blackout anymore.
Something smells like weed and I think it might be my mascara. Come sniff my eyes
you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
I got arrested for "public intoxication". Fuckers threw me out of the bar into public... i mean shit they have thirsty Thursdays. And I get thrown out for self serve Sundays plus a citation.
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
Can't keep a straight face around her after she asked me to "make fuck to her."
woke up to a family dragging me under their beach umbrella, they poured water on me bc they "thought I was dead" then fed me quesadillas and nursed me back to health... gotta love Cabo
I'm ordering dildos in a santa hat. You?
Mmm vodka always tastes better when i know i have work at 8am
this morning's inventory: a top hat, two empty bottles of everclear, half a slim jim, cigars, tiara, pot necklace, and some fishnets. and that's just my purse.
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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