Things on my life to do list: hold a pound of marijuana. Check.
By the way, shout wipes are a gift from god for people that throw up on themselves.
Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
you can't just make up for the fact that you broke up with me by tagging yourelf in my embarrassing facebook videos of you
Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
I just called the on campus pharmacy and asked the pharmacist to tell me how each one of my medications will react with "excess alcohol consumption". And I'm not even ashamed...I've reached a new low.
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
I went up by the border of Canada. We took shrooms and went fishing...pretty sure we killed a dragon and ate it for dinner
Oh and Dustin informs me I'm a legend amongst the freshman, if you were wondering about my street cred
He just went to a job interview a sharpie moustache drawn on his face..
I'm having to shit out rocks
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