Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
when my dick couldnt get hard she said "fly on little wing"
i've been called drunk 4 times today and it's only 3pm
I'm afraid to text her because most of the time she just replies with "cockblock."
Did I really just find a cheez- it box full of condoms in your room?
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
I feel like our relationship should have moved on from you constantly asking if I'm gay
Who would've thought that Monopoly night would've ended with some girl peeing on the couch.
I would say "man cannot subsist on sexting and brownies alone" but I think it's actually possible.
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
If I ever write a memoir I'm thinking "Choosing to sit in a vat of shit" would fit
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
I want you to worship my cock.
That's not how you start a conversation.
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