apparently it's not kosher to shit in a litter box when there's a line for the bathroom
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
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I don't talk to her anymore. I lit her birthday presents on fire. Who the fuck puts candles that close to tissue paper?
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
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HEY. That drawer full of booze in my dorm room also has aspirin and Tums in it. So don't tell me I don't care about health.
This number has temporarily been disconnected and will be restored to service once you get rid of you girlfriend.
just ran into my father at CVS while buying condoms...he winked at me. I really need to move out of this town.
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
Omg I'm having dinner at chilli's with a guy who is arguing that getting a weed leaf tatoo on his neck will prevent him from getting a job as a dental assistant
Well that actually sounds reasonable
Tell me that I didn't just get ash in my Russian and just mix it TF in bc who cares and life has no meaning.
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