Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
I have vodka an food stamps. At some point today, that will undoubtedly turn into jello shots.
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
Get everyone into the kitchen. I need you all to witness me friend-zoning him. Just in case.
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we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
Just got invited out of group to take shots after hearing her gay friend say "why would I give him my alcohol so you can suck his dick. It's going to be a good night
there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
He kept stopping sex to whisper in my ear, and the only thing I could understand was "double stuffed oreos"
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Yeah I had this grand plan to bring flaming dr pepper shots to some girls and say "these shots are hot, but not as hot as you" but instead I lit the bar on fire
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
How dare sober me try to tell drunk me I can't eat the applesauce in the fridge! Stingy bitch IM EATING THE APPLESAUCE! you can tell sober me I said that.
She has a girlfriend too.. we decided that two cheats equal eachother out to zero. with our flawed grasp on algebra and the bottle of jack we were passing back and forth the logic seemed airtight.
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
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