in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
I just had a girl text me from knoxville "come see me. we'll go for drinks and I can make you breakfast"
how do you like your eggs?
over tits
so i walked in, looked up the stairs and all i saw was smashed pumpkin, tube socks, and marinara sauce
I just don't have the heart to tell my mom you peed in our washer machine last night.
I'm eating mac and cheese for dinner that way when I puke later it'll be festive halloween orange.
This is to remind you the pizza is in the dishwasher birthday boy eat it before it goes on
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
This tiny Canadian guy just tipped me $20, a piece of gum, and a joint. I wasn't working. He literally tipped me for talking to him.
I think it's gonna be hard to find a guy that won't take my consistent drinking as alcoholism
See, this is why we give you shit. Ashley gets her car cleaned out, I get multiple enchiladas made, and you get cum in your eye.
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
Also we had sex while listening to fleetwood Mac on vinyl. Like the 70s called and told me to fuck off
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
I was just at the gas station and happened to look left and see a girl blowing some guy. How was your night?
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