At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
Our dealer is pledging my frat. When he come to sell me weed I make him take out the garbage.
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
I agreed not to hook up with any randoms while she's on vacation, if that isn't a show of good faith then I don't know what is...
Please tell me last night did not happen and there is another reason why my phone smells like ranch sauce ahahah
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
You keep talking about hotdogs and yelling "COME ON DOWN, LET ME SEE WHAT YOU'RE WEARING"
How did I get the fat lip, while puking I may or may not have sneezed... Wacking my face into the toilet bowl...
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
I woke up to rachel asking "did anyone else fall out of a tree last night?"
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