You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I told him it was like a man's penis, but smaller.
tequila makes my crab dance SOOOO much better
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...she just doesn't genetically have the things I want my kids to have.
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
Turns out lunch break sex with someone you cant stand being around for any amount of time just makes you wish you had gone to get tacos like you originally planed.
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I woke up and found cookies in my purse. It's a 12/12/12 miracle.
I would like to dedicate my cray behavior this week to my uncontrollable hormones and wine. Both have totally Efff'ed with my life.
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
Also I'm at the pub and there are old lady pirates gyrating on a pole. I wish you were here.
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
When she's hammered the amount of alliteration that comes out of her mouth is amazing.
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