I need to find out who his wife is so I can fuck her before he gets to mine.
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
I swear, if he gets me a bowling ball for Christmas, I will throw it at him.
I saw you eating fruit and doing shots off people passed out
Can I get a "hallelujah" for railing my pastors daughter last night?
P.S. I just watched The Muppets. I feel like I just got a sadness enema.
Just don't eat pie out of the sink. It's a real blow to the self esteem.
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
I'm having salsa con queso and a leftover half-drank/flat red bull for breakfast. Nothing you propose doing today would be a downgrade.
we got kicked out of the bar last night for sneaking into the back kitchen and eating handfulls of cheese in the walk in fridge
And I must've sleep walked to the fridge cause when I woke up, there I was, balls deep in a fudge pop.
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
I currently don't understand fingers.
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