..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
A girl just told me she printed out my pictures and taped them on her wall. I have to stop sleeping with virgins.
I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
I woke up on his couch and my bra was flung across the floor and filled with animal crackers
He said I was doing well, so I stopped mid blow job to compliment his grammar. You could say I like intellectuals
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
How did you end up breaking into that laundromat at 3am? I saw the snapchat but like..... How?
So when did "Are you okay?" translate into "Don't tell me you got fucked by another rando after another rager"?
Ah Christ I think I've reached the single life mentality 100%. I just inquired a photographer about a photo shoot with my dog.
rowboat hit a rock. taking on water. going down fast. bring cheerios.
aye aye capn
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