So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
i realized our last day of finals is on cinco de mayo....it's god's way of saying drink ridiculous amounts of tequila and wear sombreros
apparently my insurance doesn't cover road head. Bummer.
I know. I almost started crying. IN WHAT UNIVERSE IS THAT A TURN ON?!
Well, I wanted to be you for Halloween but I couldn't fit seven dicks in my mouth.
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
So he says "my girlfriends coming over so you have to leave but I love you"
Note to self: remember to figure out whether melted cheese is a liquid when not stoned
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
Can we just talk about the fact that the last time I got laid I was wearing a Jurassic Park tshirt?
I may not have my dignity, pride or sanity but I have my pants.
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