You're the only person with a favorite bar in Disneyworld
don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
I'm now drinking beer through a straw. By order of the bartender.
It's like a booty call, except its for tacos...and you're my brother.
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
How the fuck do you get a noise complaint filed against you at 9:30am on a fucking Tuesday?
He came home at 2 AM on roller skates with his hair dyed pink while singing "Sweet Transvestite" and throwing glitter on all of us and everything we own. We had to call a cleaning guy.
No we were too stoned to stop you from wiping the peanut butter all over the car.
I just want to eat chicken fingers and drink beer and smoke in bed with my laptop so I can watch Netflix
So your not doing THAT great with the break up then...
Day drunk. He was sitting in the back seat, opened the door, leaned out, and peed right there in the dutch bros drive through. No one even noticed haha
Happiness is laying in bed, topless, pouring 4 packs of hot sauce on your taco bell.
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