This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
These People Had Regrettable One Night Stands
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
So I just told the bartender I would go down on her. You need to get here
First day of class and I'm in a bar drinking pitcher #3. Foreshadowing?
Apparently I'm at the point in my life where I can wake up with a dick in my face and then go back to sleep
I feel like I have to sign a death waver before I have sex with him...
This Girl Makes Latte Art That’s Too Cute to Drink
This drunk lesbian I just met keeps trying to shove sushi in my mouth. Help.
I just found a piece of squished oatmeal cream pie in my armpit. So very sad.
Well he wouldn't kiss me so I made out with a German girl, took a shot with my boss, and I think I sprained my ankle. It was a quiet Sunday for me.
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
I woke up to a bum peeing outside my window, and he said, "This is embarrassing for you."