Im watching hello kitty on qvc debating if its a good idea to cook bagel bites on my space heater
It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name
Do you think I can haggle my way to discounted weed on 4.21?
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
Just found out my mom's voicemail password is 6969..
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
Oh you're gonna love this story. I almost cut off a little girl's pony tail.
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
If he shows up in a "mount n dew" me shirt im throwing him to the lesbians
There are only four things in life that are certain. 1 Death, 2 Taxes, 3 The wu tang clan aint nothin to fuck with, and 4 you will never be more important than taco bell
My mom just told me she would flash her tits to a cop to get me out of jail, and then we high-fived.
This is the third year in a row that Mario has fallen through a table on New Years. I'm sensing a tradition developing.
I'm committing myself to dance. Also, I'm unsure if you said space party sounded lame because dude was old, but I hope you're over it because I love space, and I love David Bowie and I love to dance, and you need to embrace this with me.
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
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