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how the fuck does easy mac keep making itself at 3am when i'm wasted? what is this phenomenon?
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
I can't believe I paid your booty call for a ride home in cake.
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He doesn't belong with God. He belongs face-down in a pile of his own excrement, vomit, blood and semen. Then pissed on by Satan.
I have no idea why my husband is mad that I came home at 4 am & all I want to do is eat spaghettios. It's not fucking spaghettios fault.
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
It's not safe here. I had urgent and violent diarrhea last night, and I got blackout drunk. Please don't come over.
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
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I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
Should I apologize for the loud sex I had in his living room? Because I'm not going to.
Definitely not.
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
Bitch got stabbed in the eye. With a fork. Wait for it... At church. I was the only one at a party interested in her story. Only in the south
Theres about 23 grilled cheese sandwiches stuck to my ceiling and tomato soup all over the kitchen. You are never allowed over again. Ever.
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