Dating my ex's drug dealer.. best. revenge. ever.
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
She fucking ripped my chandelier out of my ceiling. How does that make her a keeper?
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
Sorry I didn't answer your call last night, I was peeing on the driveway.
He is always putting motivational shit on FB. So its like i know hes sad lonely and looking at internet porn. Break up winning
also, sleeping with your chipotle guy sounds like a good idea until you want chipotle on your day off and have to look somewhat presentable to acquire said chipotle.
Is it weird to wish your favorite hooker "happy thanksgiving"?
Yo whoever left a thong on the dining room table, first of all get help second of all please remove it now
Banged a girl last night wearing nothing but my Team USA Olympic jersey. I think it's safe to say that nut was for America.
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