just won the tropical speedo for $11. i didn't know they sold pussy magnets that cheap
honey bunches of taint.
I've replaced the bottom of the food pyramid with alcohol.
my coke dealer is running a Black Friday special
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
so i never found you. but i found vodka. so its kinda the same
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
Your ankle brace is here and the saw is charged. Grab some vodka that cast is coming off tonight.
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
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