i'm officially boycotting relationships. hello random hook ups and treating men like meat.
he took off my shirt and said 'oh my god the legends are true'
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
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I'm sweating so much right now i look like Whitney Houston
I might've decided it was a good idea to try to steal all of the pool balls at the pub... I apologize in advance that we now need to become regulars somewhere (anywhere) else.
you did a full monologue with your sober self last night. different voices and everything.
crossing my fingers that hitting golf balls off my pourch was a dream and not something that actaculy happened
So to recap Superbowl Sunday - I won $100, bumped into the anti-christ and his cult, met a guy in a kilt and a wican, then got invited to a gayguy afterhours party.
Gonna be tough to beat that next year!
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I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
I sang Sweet Caroline with a homeless man and made him 25 bucks. Redbull vodka gives you wings!
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
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