He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
its preseason football. its like non alcoholic beer. who gives a fuck
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
having sex with him is like cage fighting mixed with pilates...the condoms didn't stand a chance...
It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
Ps we ordered a pizza at the pool today and I dropped the entire thing in the pool. We still ate it. #canthang
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
The bouncer just called me magically delicious... apparently I'm a lucky charm. hollllleeeerrrr!
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