Just cropdusted the office
we are learning about oedipus in english. fuck you for making this awkward for me
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
You know you had a bad blackout when you forget you held the stanley cup.
this whole plan B standoff thing with her is really starting to make me nervous
He tried to bang a 300 pounder last night. No joke. I shotgunned a tall boy in a bar cuz the bartender didn't crack the beer. Cant wait till Nashville.
You know you come from good stock when you can have a family discussion about excuses to scam pain pills from the doctors
HOLD ONTO YOUR PANTIES AND SAY GOODBYE TO THE REMAINDER OF YOUR INTEGRITY
Surprise court date day!!! Wake the fuck up!
is it too soon to tell him I'm available anytime for Christmas themed pity sex and I'll even wear a Santa hat?
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
I have post one night stand depression
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