wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
I need to stop getting so excited when a guy unzips his pants and its bigger than my boyfriends. I look like a kid in a candy store.
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
Im pretty sure that girl just said "Im taking you home even if your girlfriend has to come too." Why are we here again?
Is it weird to say that Kobe reminds me of a wise brontosaurus?
He either works for the Irish Mob or I'm being Catfished
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
Sorry for the milk in the bathroom. I was washing mace out of the one security guys eyes
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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