Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
I really liked your hair last night but that style makes it really hard to hold it while you puke
Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
you would pick up someone in the library
Must be January. Theres a fat chick on an elliptical wearing khaki capris. Someone doesnt own any workout clothes
i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
Yeah, I think they knew. I smelled like that telltale combination of strippers and Easter.
nothing says 4th of july like teaching grandma how to work a keg
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
I IMAGINED YOU YELLING SURPRISE WITH JAZZ HANDS. AND I LOVE YOU FOREVER
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
Dude you're fine. You're 5 minutes away from your house and you're eating fig newtons
I miss you and I miss your weed. Come home.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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