He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
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Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
This is drunk me apologizing to sober me in advance.. I am sprry about you're trashed house. Mom an dad will be home by 5 so get up and clean. P.s. Mike is in the closet passed out.
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
yeah i didn't know anyone, but i just walked in with a lit sparkler and wearing a budweiser shirt and someone handed me a beer.
You get drunk and try to bury your girlfriend in the sand JUST ONCE and all hell breaks loose
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I would say I'm the man in the relationship but I'm cuddled on the couch eating cake mix and water.
HIV testing and a light brunch. Sounds like a great way to spend Christmas Eve.
Maybe you'll have a Christmas miracle
He spent like 5 minutes figuring out how best to position me so I would still be able to watch the game. Maybe there is a benefit to dating a guy who cares about me but doesn't care about my team.
Pretty sure this is the part where you go buy a ring.
I'm basically cruising around listening to 90's gangsta rap with my meatball sub telling people to go fuck themselves
the universe is starting to freak me out.. ive now had sex with 3 people who were born on the same day..
Just left the ER. Only good thing... my hot ass nurse Carlos stripped me.
God works in mysterious ways.
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