brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
o shit let me call u back theres a hamburger in my pocket
Can you tell me we didn't drink from a fish bowl we found in the bathroom last night? I know it would be a lie; I just need to hear it.
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
Last night I went to an anything but cups party. I took a hummingbird feeder. It was a terrible decision.
I just saw a black chick with an eyepatch. This is a once in a lifetime opportunity.
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
Is "I am going to murder you if you keep sending me requests that I cannot fulfill" unprofesh?
My brother walked up to us as we were making out and was like "hey man, go to town!" and winked
Would it be inappropriate to send a friend request to the sheriff that fingerprinted me last night???
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
Wait... where the hell did you even find a live OCTOPUS, let alone green eggs and ham?
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