Call me when you're up
Great dream, you were in it
glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
I gave the naked guy in the hotel hall a pop tart. He stopped crying.
I asked her if she wanted to make this a permanent exclusive thing instead of a fuck buddy thing, and she just looked at me like I'm an idiot.
That's because you are an idiot.
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
You're like the curious george of whores
I had to carry you down because your legs weren't moving anymore but you were carrying the weights you stole from that guys room... and that's where the bruises came from.
I don't know where I am and I feel like a hippo shat in my mouth. This sofa is comfy though.
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
You passed out in your dogs bed and you only willingly woke up because I told there was a bottle of vodka and a snickers bar waiting for you upstairs
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
YOU'RE NOT THE ONE BEING EVISCERATED BY YOUR OWN UTERUS SO GET SOME DAMN SLEEP YOU FOOL!
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